1. As a point of order, ask if Louisville, Ky., was freely chosen by a planning committee — at Al Mohler’s urging — or predetermined by God before the formation of earth to be the 2009 meeting site.
2. Hang around the Southwestern Seminary booth until you can identify a true Baptist all by yourself.
3. Repeatedly and excitedly ask LifeWay bookstore workers when and where the book signing by Wade Burleson will be held.
4. Make a motion to boycott AT&T for having a logo similar to CBF.
5. Imagine Will Campbell is sitting beside you — and what he might say.
6 comments:
Thanks, John. I needed a laugh this morning. You also show remarkable restraint......listing only 5. I suspect you could have constructed a longer list.
Stephen-
It is not an exhaustive list. I'm sure more will be adding by other warp-minded people throughout the day.
JP
bapticus hereticus: add sound to the session film presentations.
I love your wit, John...thanks for the humor. I got genuine joy from mentally picturing the antics you described!
Funny stuff. Well done.
Have President Obama communicate by satelite thanking Southern Baptists for their support.
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